pemsylvania:

I JUST GOT YELLED AT BECAUSE A GARBAGE TRUCK DROVE BY AND I TOLD MY FRIEND HIS RIDE WAS HERE

h0odrich:

dollartreemakeup:

This is literally my most favorite video on the internet

this song always makes me wanna cry it deadass has the most melancholy depressing melody/lyrics but after I saw this video I spit laughing everytime this song comes on the radio like who thought of this I wanna pay you

(Source: shwagerr)

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus)